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Joke of the Day
"Why should optometrists never tell jokes? Because they're too cornea."
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"Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike? Because it was extremely reactive"
"Guys, what's the most funny offensive joke you know?"
"What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ? Hey, watt's up ?"
"*scientist finishes bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and begins drinking the milk* ""Wait just one damn minute"" - How horchata was born"
"There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and.. wait, shit"
"what did the black boys dad do for him for christmas nothing, he had no presence"
"Forgot to pack tights so I'm wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady."
"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant"
"""Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."" ""Some, I assume, are good people"""