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Joke of the Day
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? You smell carrots?"
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"Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine."
"My friend just graduated from her ballet course in university. She got a (2:2)"
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck."
"THEM: Hey-- ME: Ring ring. I gotta take this. THEM: I just watched you say ""ring ring."" ME: Ring ring. Yeah, this is really important."
"What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique? Hijab"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands"
"I like my coffee like I like my men Tall, dark, strong, and inside of me."
"What fabric is Mario's overalls? Denim denim denim."
"Practicing for my audition tape for ""MTV True Life: Let's go huff some fucking glue"""