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Joke of the Day

"My daughter does this thing where she copies EVERYTHING the dog does; Bark, beg, fetch etc. It was adorable! Until the dog humped the couch"

"A local establishment wants to press charges on me for getting an erection on their property. Luckily for me, they have no hard evidence."

"My dad has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"I was going to tell you a joke about homosexuals Butt fuck it."

"Finding girls is like playing blackjack. I always try to go for 21 but end up hitting on 14."

"What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops? ""Am I free to ghost?"""

"Why did the english student get an F? His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern."

"What's the difference between a male and female table? A male table is made with hard wood."

"Somewhere along the way, I stopped trying to gain friends,,and just started enjoying reading and writing posts."

"ok i'll bite.. what is Britain"