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Joke of the Day

"Somewhere along the way, I stopped trying to gain friends,,and just started enjoying reading and writing posts."

"womens rights"

"Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys? No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!"

"my wife's friend is so pissed i made fun of his lazy eye he's having a hard time even looking at me"

"Pretty good one liner ___________."

"How do you know if you're making out with a french horn player? They keep trying to put their hand up your butt."

"I am really shocked that there is not a website devoted solely to the most clever Wi-Fi names of all-time."

"Why do hipsters drink their Jello? They want to have it before it's cool."

"Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age."

"Why did the salmon cross the road? To get to the front page"