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Joke of the Day

"Finding girls is like playing blackjack. I always try to go for 21 but end up hitting on 14."

"What's a Pedophile's favorite brand of shoe? White Vans"

"Why there is no windows 9 Because 7 8 9 Heehaww"

"Maybe I'd bother with cologne if my natural scent didn't make even elderly women violently ovulate."

"Where do you hide an airport? IN PLANE SIGHT!"

"Why cant you suprise a snow man? Because its an inanimate object."

"What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty? Faith lifts"

"Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house."

"The only honorable thing I've ever done in my life is this girl named Judy. Although, I'm starting to have doubts she was a real judge."

"The good thing about women who like F1 is that they like men who finish fast"