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Joke of the Day

"What will Donald Trump definitely do when he wins the election? Donald Trump will ban muslim, be a douchebag,make the whitehouse 500x larger and of course, BOMB NORTH KOREA!"

"Starting my diet and training tomorrow; hope I can count on your support and prayers that I die in my sleep. Please RT."

"Everyone ready for the election? I'm still looking for the right bridge, any suggestions?"

"Why don't you ever see rich people wearing glasses? They're always around so many karats."

"If the interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years Standing naked on top of a fire truck does not appear to be the correct answer"

"My terrible Joke but I never forget it. A dyslexic man walked into a bra...."

"The Dalai Lama and Gandhi aren't the same? I thought they were basically Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. I feel like people are messing with me."

"What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards? Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents."

"Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house.... .....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji."

"This joke up me crack everytime I hear it Will tell you after next bowel movement."