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Joke of the Day

"What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common? If you're not careful, you can pop a ball."

"What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes? Errorist"

"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors."

"People say you can't live without love... i think oxygen is more important"

"How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too? Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)"

"Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."

"On behalf of all of my black followers, I'd like to remind you all to fuck the police today."

"Did you hear Ben and Jerry are going to bring out a special line of LGBT ice-cream? They're gonna call it Ambrusia."

"Why did Goku cross the road? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!"

"A robot goes to see a psychiatrist... ""Just because my intelligence is artificial doesn't mean that my problems aren't real."""