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Joke of the Day
"Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."
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"How many figures does a stripper make? I don't know, but it's not a father figure."
"What do you call Hitler in the water? Adolfin. Stolen from /u/NightRedditor423"
"Where was the first chicken fried? In Greece."
"I don't believe Trump when he says he doesn't smoke In the past 2 months I've seen him smoke 2 Cubans."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !"
"The blind hooker helped me a lot with my allergies She blew my nose"
"A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says ""Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"" ""Son you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."""
"How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms!"
"What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in? A white blood cell."