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Joke of the Day

"Mom: You're a son of a bitch! Son: That makes you a bitch! Mom: You sure? *This is the story of how I found out I was adopted*"

"Paris Hilton picked up the new Galaxy Note 7.... That's Hot."

"Don't you just hate it when you can't go to someone's funeral Because that person is still alive?"

"What did the constipated mathematician do... ...worked it out with a pencil"

"What was the first mention of soccer in the bible? When Jesus went up for the cross."

"I pooped in 8 stores today. New record. 2 of them had restrooms."

"was about to ask this girl on a date until i saw her click firefox instead of chrome"

"What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? ~~A park bench can support a a family~~ One you sit on and the other is a park bench."

"What do you call Floyd Mayweather a month before his fight? Floyd Aprilweather"

"I once saw a black man walking down the street carrying a tv... ...And i thought to myself ""huh, that one looks a lot like mine."" Then I remembered mine was at home, shining my shoes."