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Joke of the Day
"Paris Hilton picked up the new Galaxy Note 7.... That's Hot."
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"What's better than having sex with a 9 year old Vietnamese boy? Nothing."
"When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie"
"[Jr. Biology class, girls in jumpsuits burst in] OK, who's ready for fun? We're The Photosynthesisters & we're gonna talk 2 U about PLANTS!"
"What do you call a penis with a doorbell? A ding dong."
"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""
"I wish all tests were things you peed on"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."
"What do you call a homosexual, Russian, knight? Sir Gay (Serge)"
"Iron Man: I'll hack into their security. Hulk: HULK SMASH DOOR! Thor: I'll silence their guards. Captain America: What's a microwave?"