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Joke of the Day
"What did the constipated mathematician do... ...worked it out with a pencil"
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"Mah friend asked me if i wanna know the opposite of Han I said ""nah"""
"I got my eyes on you One eye, talking to a another eye, say ""I don't know about you but something between us smells"""
"Great opinion from a stupid girl ! Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"What time did Sean Connery arrive at the Wimbledon? Tennish"
"*on deathbed* ""Son u were *cough* ado-"" ""Dad? I was adopted?!"" ""A dot of misery on my otherwise happy life. I don't know why we adopted u."""
"It's better to have business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot."
"I told my wife I was going to start collecting rare watches... She wondered how I would find the time."
"Dear Abby, I want to run over my neighbor with my SUV. How can I do that without raising my insurance rates?"
"*leaves the kids w/ a new babysitter *calls to check on the sitter"