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Joke of the Day

"I punched Dwayne Johnson in the butt... I guess I hit rock bottom **ba-dum-tss**"

"Did you hear that the guy who in invented bingo had a recent health scare? The tumor ended up being B9."

"The orgy I hosted last night was a real letdown. Nobody came."

"Why do some people cough alot? Because they drink to much coughee."

"You know when you find the BEST hiding place ever to keep something safe and it's so good you forget where it was? That's me and passwords."

"Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight' said Julie. 'It was but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind."

"Q: What do you call a frog with seven legs? A: A seven-legged frog."

"Being single is like a vacuum cleaner: its sucks when you're turned on"

"My mate said he had a job putting down sick cats... Can't believe he gets paid to slay mad pussy."

"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"