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Joke of the Day

"I applied for a job with the Brittle Bone Society. I don't have any experience, but I'm prepared to give it a crack."

"Why did the Dick go to the 7-11? To get a Slurpee!"

"1am: Huh, I'm not tired... 2am: I feel great! Maybe I don't need sleep? 3am: LET'S EXECUTE EVERY IDEA I'VE EVER HAD. 3:04am: Euthanise me."

"Two midgets are sitting around, bored... When one of them pulls out some weed and asks: ""Wanna get medium?"""

"Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most? Stone Cold Steve Irwin."

"It's 2011. If you're still using a payphone, you probably deserve to be negotiating some sort of ransom."

"What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut? Command Alt Right."

"The number of things that are *not* rocket science is staggering."

"Why are dogs always SENSITIVE? ------------ Because they have tears in their eyes"

"What's a buffalo's favorite activity? Grazing."