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Joke of the Day
"Cancer cures smoking."
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"I'm going to be a clown for Halloween. So I can finally get shot."
"I wonder if Dumbledore ever used the sorting hat to help him with the laundry."
"What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius? England gets off scott-free."
"What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl? DATERADE"
"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks."
"What do you call an African man with alot of problems? A Zulu Worry-er > I actually made this up just now while chilling with some of my black friends. They loved it."
"How did the Linux admin commit assault? He sudo bashed someone."
"Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread."
"I once told my dad: ""I feel there are a good and a bad wolf in me fighting for control. But which one will win in the end?"" He said: ""The one you feed."""