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Joke of the Day
"Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most? Stone Cold Steve Irwin."
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"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins"
"I bought some pot from a T-Rex ... ... he was a small arms dealer."
"Your momma's so fat . . . She has to lift up the toilet seat to take a shit."
"Bruce Willis in Starbucks. he gives his name as ""not Bruce Willis"" and when they call him he grabs his coffee and runs away giggling"
"My husband said I was unfeminine, so I socked him in the mouth."
"A silly little joke I just made up about schizophrenia Person 1: I'm not schizophrenic! Person 2: I never said you were. Person 1: Oh, sorry, I guess I must be hearing things."
"I met a horse who keeps talking about the apocalypse. He told me the end is neigh."
"Why are gay men so well dressed? ~~7~~ They didn't spend all that time in the *closet* doing nothing!"
"Two priests in a car... ... as a cop pulls them over. ""Sir, we are looking for two child molesters..."" The priests look at each other and after a short moment the driver says: ""Okay, we'll do it"""