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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never run behind a bus? You will get exhausted."
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"My partner left me because of my pasta feeling fetish I'm feeling cannelloni right now..."
"It's sad old people won't live to see time travel, because how bad do they want to find the jerk who carpeted over this beautiful hardwood?"
"Rabbits who hang out in indie pet stores are hopsters."
"My math text book got recalled We were told it had too many problems"
"I can't wait until the 50th Anniversary Special... I'm very interested in who JFK will regenerate as."
"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."
"What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs? The hypotenuse."
"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb and one to provide suppressing fire."
"Best amputation jokes? Friend has bone cancer, may be getting an arm amputated. We have run ""I'd give my left arm"" and ""Single-handedly"" puns into the ground, and we need more amputation jokes."