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Joke of the Day

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb and one to provide suppressing fire."

"My spirit animal is a dolphin because I use sonar to make sure I'm peeing in the toilet every night."

"One day, i came across a mute man, and he said"

"People laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian well nobody is laughing now"

"How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb? Mind yer own fuckin' business!"

"My cheap boss... Talks so much shit. I guess its hard to defecate when you're major tight ass."

"What do you call a berry with a sore throat? A raspberry!"

"He died doing what he loved, my now ex-wife"

"I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work."

"Remember, kids: Never get in cars with strangers unless you've used an app to select a specific stranger to drive you around in their car"