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Joke of the Day
"Love must not be a very good student... Because Love isn't always on time."
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"When I was in the first grade my teacher could remember my name Which really hurt since I was home-schooled"
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"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can't pea soup!"
"My girlfriend has been waiting for me to finish my book about old clocks for ages. When I finally gave it to her, all she said was ""It's about time!?"""
"I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like ""OMG Mum did you read this???"""
"Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee? Tsarbucks"
"Mars and NASA Mars: Come over NASA: You're 33.9 million miles away Mars: I'm wet NASA: I'm coming over"
"Cinderella What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!"
"""Wanna see a movie?"" ""Can't. Don't exist yet."" ""Shit."" (1700s)"