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Joke of the Day

"Love must not be a very good student... Because Love isn't always on time."

"You hear about the love struck super magnets? Whenever they met face to face, they just couldn't seem to connect, however the moment one turned to walk away, they were nearly inseparable."

"So I got myself a Cuban girlfriend... She is my Guantanamo bae."

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and on their land."

"What do an optimist and a paraplegic have in common? They're not carried by *defeat*"

"Every time I see anteaters in a restaurant, they always order the same thing."

"Did you see the joke on Reddit about fixing the telephone pole? It was a repost"

"Civil War puns are the best And General Lee, they're easy to make."

"I combined two hit games and made ""Angry Words With Friends"" where I just scream obsenities at people while throwing dead birds at them."

"The music teacher at the school my niece goes to was out sick 2 days last week. The school had a dog fill in for her. He was a sub woofer."