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Joke of the Day
"""Wanna see a movie?"" ""Can't. Don't exist yet."" ""Shit."" (1700s)"
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"What does Saddam Hussein and little Miss Moffat have in common? They both had curds/Kurds in their whey/way!"
"A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes. Genie: What is your first wish? Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money."
"A teenager walks into a library. He asks the librarian, ""Where can I find a book on how to kill myself?"" The librarian retorts, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"""
"My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession She said ""I'm sick of it. You actually believe that you're a transformer"". I said ""But baby, I can change"". She said ""There you go again!"""
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben knocking on this door all morning !"
"Best excuse for missing work The voices told me to clean the guns."
"My wife just left me because I spent our life savings on a penis enlargement... She couldn't take it any longer"
"So I was talking to a feminist the other day... The trial is next week"