209922
Joke of the Day
"Cinderella What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!"
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"I like my women how I like my steak.... Pink in the middle and not bloody. *I'll see myself out*"
"Why do more men die in car crashes than woman? Because women are at the wheel."
"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the border."
"I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children."
"DONALD Your tax returns now! Clinton: We all did our tax returns now show is yours Trump: I emailed it you"
"The four states of matter: Solid Liquid Gas Black"
"Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds."
"All pills are sleeping pills if you take enough of them."
"Did you know? On average, people are pretty mean."