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Joke of the Day

"100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"

"When someone says something is great, I take that as a personal challenge to not enjoy it."

"A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000."

"I went to a cemetery today. The entire time I was there my phone didn't have any service. I must have been in a dead zone."

"What do you call a blind german guy? A not see."

"How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to beat the bulb for being broke, another to shoot the room for being black."

"Rectum? Damn near killed'em Does anyone know the beginning of this joke? I only know the butt of it."

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Why the long face?"""

"Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !"

"My toothpaste says it guarantees whiteness within two weeks.. Yet after two weeks I'm still asian"