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Joke of the Day
"I own an innovative gardening supplies store. We sell cutting-hedge technology."
Next Joke
"Wanna hear a joke? Modern society"
"Today, I cleaned the house. It was awesome. My favorite part was finding things I didn't remember having. Like where'd these kids come from?"
"What do you call it when you forgot to use mouthwash, and it kills an otherwise pleasant evening? A ""no scope"""
"Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens. Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would."
"Says she: ""Say something soft and sweet"" Says he: ""Marshmallow."""
"I hate it when I'm brushing my teeth and Kiefer Sutherland climbs out of the toilet just to ask me if he can bum a cigarette."
"After the man was named bishop by the church, what was his next move? Diagonal"
"Did you guys hear about the shoe store that got looted in Baltimore? The only thing they left were the work boots."
"Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone? Because eventually, its cover would be blown."