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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite."

"What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !"

"What is it called when Albert Einstein masturbates? A stroke of genius."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know the exact number, but many Hans make light work."

"What is the difference between a Cat fish and a lawyer? One is a shit eating bottom sucker. The other one is a fish..."

"After a number of meetings and discussions, a blonde 18-year-old was dismissed from FFA, the Future Farmers of America group. She couldn't keep her calves together."

"I've always been corny... When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows."

"Instead of recommending more people to follow, Twitter should recommend that I shut this computer off & get on with my life"

"The Human Centipede wasn't that bad really.. ...most of it was tongue in cheek."

"A new movie based on the game Tetris is about to drop... ..so you better start lining up. (two for the price of one!)"