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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !"

"[Leaving ballgame] Officer: have you been drinking? Me: Yes, but I assure you officer I can't afford to get drunk there."

"I just realized... I've been on reddit ALL FUCKING YEAR!"

"Whenever I see a lone female jogging at night I follow her in my car from a noticeable distance because there are a lot of weirdos out there."

"Setting up a Moses business would be simple except for one setback... Staff problems."

"how many feet does the centipede use while running only 98, the other 2 are swinging"

"What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !"

"I am sick and tired of women jokes!! period!"

"Yo mama so fat... ...she had an heart attack while running an app."

"Chivalry is just the study of green onions right?"