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Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know the exact number, but many Hans make light work."

"TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Twilight and Hostess are over. It's a sad day for fat girls."

"A guy asks imam at a mosque Guy: What's the Wi-Fi password? Imam: allahis12345"

"If 2 wrongs don't make a right, what do 2 rights make? An airplane."

"A German tourist in France. A German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: ""Occupation?"" The German replies: ""No, no, just visiting."""

"Geico could probably save you more than 15 percent if they stopped spending 95 billion dollars on advertising."

"Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them."

"Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion? Because a Lannister always pays his debts."

"The way to a man's heart is thru his stomach. At least that's what the crazy woman with the butcher knife kept saying at the murder scene."