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Joke of the Day

"I always rode clean. Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don't even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Because I really don't like running the 400M dash."

"Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual? Because the pedals fell off."

"What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use? Triple Eh's."

"Whats brown and ryhmes with snoop Poop."

"What's the difference between the US Election and sex? In sex it's fun to choose between a cunt and an asshole."

"I had a weird dream I was eating a hairy lollipop. Woke up this morning and my wifes head was covered in slobber."

"riding that line between i wish i didn't have to eat to live and food is the only thing that comforts me"

"What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus? If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade."

"What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth."