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Joke of the Day

"A lady came to my door the other day, asking for donations to my local sperm bank.. I gave her a right mouthful."

"I'm going to wait until lots of ppl get tattoos of my characters, then suddenly make my comic really racist and horrible"

"My new book about doing your own hair color is a total flop. I haven't sold one copy of A Guide to Dying Alone"

"The Simpsons will never run out of money. Homer's always bringing home the D'oh!"

"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding"

"I was bitten by a mosquito today. It sucked."

"I love watching hardpore corn It's like watching the birth of an amazing thing we all love- Popcorn! [No Relation](http://www.hardporecorn.com/)"

"JUDGE: I sentence you to 2 consecutive life sentences [60 yrs later: convict dies, is reincarnated] COP: This baby camel is under arrest"

"What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes? Reddit"

"A morbid joke If serial killers kill people in series, are suicide bombers parallel killers?"