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Joke of the Day

"Just modified my GPS for when my kids are in the car. It says ""No, we are not there yet!"" every 30 seconds."

"What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for? Possesion."

"Sometimes I think I want to have a baby but then I wake up the next morning still holding my beer and I think maybe not"

"What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? Both want to be real boys"

"A bogey man who's a pretty good guy is... Snot Bad."

"I wish celebrities would let us know if they have the greatest fans in the world."

"My wife is suffering from depression. She phoned me the other day and said ""I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you're not doing anything to help"". So I sent her a timetable."

"What's the quietest album in the world? Stephen Hawking - unplugged"

"Joke stealing is not a laughing matter That's why I don't steal unfunny jokes."

"Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie about how beauty is only skin deep. What's important is that you're rich & you have a giant castle"