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Joke of the Day

"Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie about how beauty is only skin deep. What's important is that you're rich & you have a giant castle"

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"How do you disappoint a redditor? <removed>"

"Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!"

"How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes? Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny"

"A friend of mine got caught masturbating in the showers. It completely ruined our class trip to Auschwitz."

"What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a child molester? Alien Vs. Predator"

"I just saw a group of pandas pooping on the ground together What an embarrassment"

"what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?"

"What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car? You get to the other side."