130503
Joke of the Day
"I wish celebrities would let us know if they have the greatest fans in the world."
Next Joke
"How do you know if somebody is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."
"I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online. Her name is Svetlana."
"Why did the farmer get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
"How Russians win wars Rushing"
"I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA"
"What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)"
"Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail? He was taking a look around"
"He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words."
"I'm not feeling very well today, I have constipation But I couldn't give a shit"