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Joke of the Day
"If you show up to a job interview high and tired... You're hired!"
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"What would happen if the Earth was a Cube? We'd all be cubans. ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"
"Aside from dying withing the same week what else did Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common? Their last moments were spent in wild fishtails."
"I'm going to major in Philosophy when I go to college... ...so one day I can ask '*Why* do you want fries with that?'"
"How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk."
"How do you make a cat bark? Wrap it around a tree"
"The french word for ""unfortunately"" has 15 letters The english word for unfortunately has 13, but it's two short EDIT: For the curious, the french word is ""malheureusement"""
"If you open Pandora's Box you better at least buy her dinner."
"so a guy with a premature ejaculations problem comes out of nowhere"
"My kids don't like when I drink, but if it wasn't for alcohol, they wouldn't even be here."