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Joke of the Day

"Riddle me this, Batman. What do you find in an alley that has holes in it? ""M-my parents?"" ""No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."""

"I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored"

"What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated? Discuss"

"I am against Picketing But I don't know how to show it"

"God: ""At least I didn't get FAT."" Buddha: ""At least I didn't get CRUCIFIED."""

"My lesbian neighbour just gave me a Rolex I think she misunderstood when I told her I wanna watch..."

"Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? Cowboys don't take their hats off while eating."

"there's a new joke on this subreddit"

"I reached my goal of shedding 137 pounds this week It's nice being single again"

"There's a wreath hanging on my door with hundred dollar bills attached. I call it an Aretha Franklin. c:"