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Joke of the Day

"I am against Picketing But I don't know how to show it"

"Monk at the Dentist Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication."

"What was the pig when he got laryngitis...? He was dis-gruntled!"

"For weeks I thought my neighbor was keeping his car under one of those car covers. As it turns out, it was just his old car's ghost."

"Did you hear that they are rebooting the show Six Feet Under? I heard that Robin Williams will be starring in it"

"I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion."

"My sexual desires have been getting out of control... But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."

"There are 10 types of people... too highbrow? There are 10 types of people... those who know binary, those who don't and those who understand off-by-one errors."

"Q: Dad why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because son it is more difficult to hit a moving target."

"Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen."