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Joke of the Day

"Did you here about the Jewish son who asked his father for $50? The father says - ""40 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""

"What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say? No [Bhikkhunis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed."

"In response to the ""How do you starve a black person"" joke. I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free, you racist son-of-a-bitch!"

"All the good guys aren't taken; they're at the bar on Tuesday nights. Trust me. I'm a stranger on the internet."

"getting real tired of hearing opinions on murder from people outside the murderer community"

"I've invented a new flavour of crisps, if they're successful I'll make a packet."

"The next iPhone will be without a... Screen. You can buy a wireless screen. We are removing it because it's bulky and old."

"What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common? Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both."

"What did the pillow say when it fell off the bed Sheet"

"Women and rocks are a lot alike. We skip the flat ones."