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Joke of the Day
"Why is the economy so bad has anyone told these guys there's always money in the banana stand"
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"How many dicks can Kim Jong-Un suck at once? He chooses to keeps that information secret."
"What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? Oh no Michelle !"
"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? ""With jam in!"" What did he say to his friend who asked for one? ""I hope you like jam in too!"""
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high... ...she seemed surprised."
"I love my kids like I love my flour... Self-raising."
"If you've seen one lion attack you've seen a maul"
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority? Because he likes Dicks."
"I've just bought a house with period features She hates that nickname."
"I'm so poor... I just rinsed off a paper plate."