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Joke of the Day
"Velcro. What a rip off!"
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"My friend told me he broke my lamp He said I hope you're not mad. No, im delighted"
"""Helga tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?"" ""Because they're stupid"" said her friend."
"*crowd in 1889 screaming because I appeared out of thin air and shot a baby* that was Baby Hitler...everyone calm down that was Baby Hitler"
"DONKEY-ONION HYBRID Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes."
"All Trump has to say to beat Hillary in the debates ""I know Hillary can be bought. I have the receipts."""
"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"
"what if you thought you had met your soul mate but then you saw them put mayonnaise on a hotdog"
"The concept of Santa is great because you can give your kids crappy gifts and they only have themselves to blame."