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Joke of the Day
"Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous? Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole."
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"Hey in my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people can I practice on you?"
"Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking."
"A couple has twins. If one is named Peter, what is name of second child? Repeater."
"A local police department was broken into tonight - reports say all the toilets were stolen. Police say they've got nothing to go on. (This joke courtesy of my dad)"
"Why did the rich guy crash his car? He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends"
"Did you hear about the depressed lactose-intolerant woman? She committed soya-cide."
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60 She's 93 now and we don't know where the hell she is."
"I only date men who have cats because they've been pre-trained to try and figure out what you want if you just stare at them long enough."
"how long does it take for a woman to reach orgasm? who cares?"