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Joke of the Day
"Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous? Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole."
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"Capri Sun taught me how to stab with accuracy."
"Who is the most basic Spice Girl? Pumpkin Spice."
"People can't drive. Take this guy behind me for example, doing 110 mph with flashing blue lights. What the hell is a ECILOP anyway??"
"I'm sad can u paypal me 50$ to spend on shoes"
"What does a gentleman say to his friend at the gay bar? ""May I push your stool in for you?"""
"Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you. Dog"
"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"
"A virus that wipes out every photo filter across the internet but leaves the photos."
"If you see your ex, wrap your hands behind your neck and pretend you're making out with someone. That'll show him you're still crazy AF."