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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the depressed lactose-intolerant woman? She committed soya-cide."
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"Imagine if every Sunday all your friends decided to only speak in a foreign language. That's how I feel during football season."
"I take comfort in the fact that my neighbour will probably die before me. I'll be at his funeral, leafblowing through the entire ceremony."
"Do you before read your tweets even sending them?"
"So many boys, such little minds. "
"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."
"What did the old man get for his birthday? Cancer."
"What kind of car does a viking drive? A fjord"
"The thing I most look forward to after Christmas is taking down the decorations and, for 4 minutes, it feeling like I live in a mansion."
"Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades."