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Joke of the Day
"Why did the rich guy crash his car? He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends"
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"What's a slave's favorite type of music? House"
"""why do they have such a nice house?"" -- my review of every movie"
"What's the difference between a blowjob and anal sex? One makes your day and the other makes your hole weak."
"I finally got the confidence to be a peeping tom For the longest time, I was just beating around the bush"
"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack."
"I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D"
"Avocado or Donald Trump? Avocado or Donald Trump for president? Well, one is a wrinkly old bag filled with green mush The other one is an avocado."
"What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government? Altright, altright, altright"
"Scientists have recently discovered the existence of a mentally unstable microscopic parasite on the moon... Apparently it's a real lunatic"