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Joke of the Day

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. :^)"

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: I've said it before and I'll say it again."

"Hey guys, I think I just got murdered but I'm not sure, and WebMD is like ZERO help."

"Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic"

"What do you call a queer redneck? A confederate fag."

"Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge."

"I find humour in the simple things... That's why I am banned from all Special Olympics events."

"AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise."

"I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal."

"Wearing crocs is like being blown by a dude... It feels great until you look down and realize that you're gay."