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Joke of the Day
"How do blind people know when they're done wiping?"
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"[Travels back in time] Me: Abe, what do you think America looks like in the future? Lincoln: United as one nation... Me: Wrong! FATTER."
"I refuse to engage in any sort of drama on Facebook. I'm here to escape that in real life."
"The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing."
"How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100? On their fingers"
"Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?"
"Re: global warming and the cold weather ""Liberals keep telling me the Titanic is sinking but my side of the ship is 500 feet in the air."""
"Ben Carson is the best sleep walker ever Sometimes he wakes up and finds out he's standing on Republican presidential debate stage."
"what's the difference between light and hard? You can Sleep with a light on"
"Usain Bolt's Girlfriend She pulled a fast one!"