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Joke of the Day
"what's the difference between light and hard? You can Sleep with a light on"
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"NSFW What is the difference between your father and I? Nothing. We both had sex with your mom. Just kidding, the difference is that I used a condom."
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"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."
"How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman? [deleted]"
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