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Joke of the Day
"How do farmers party? They turnip the beets."
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"Did you hear about the woman who had to quit her job as an air traffic controller to date a monk? She got out of the flying plans and into the friar."
"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor Bastard."
"Well, well, well, if it isn't my inability to cope with life."
"So a termite walks into a bar and asks ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."
"wife's facebook post: so proud of 8, he's trying so hard in school! mama loves you! wife's text to me: he failed gym. gym!! i need a drink"
"What did the baby computer say to his father? Data!"
"A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office... Wearing nothing but seran wrap. The doctor looked at the man and replied, ""I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"If you are an option, you are also an idiot"