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Joke of the Day

"Well, well, well, if it isn't my inability to cope with life."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's Dead."

"How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!"

"I just realized I'm a bisexual. Every time I have sex, I have to buy it."

"*Japanese Zen garden tour* Guide: It's important to be quiet & not disturb the- *Me from back eating huge bag of chips*: DUDE WE CANT HEAR U"

"Ronda Rousey is the only MMA fighter I can't fap to. She's the only one that finishes before I do."

"My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are."

"Shooting guns is a stupid hobby. Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!"

"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"

"If a pun is the lowest form of humor... Does that make a bun the lowest form of bread?"