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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because his wife is a bitch!"
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"Why are furries always found guilty at trial? A furry curries only fury from a jury."
"How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments."
"Nana's house is getting real bad, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting another dead cat."
"Q. Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant? Because it might be a moose steak."
"As a Brit I didn't believe Brexit could be Trumped But it seems that's exactly what's happened :("
"What's an owl's favorite rock band? Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game."
"#rubbishjokes Noah's diary - 39th day: ""The dragon pie was really scrumptious."""
"What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School? Doctor"