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Joke of the Day
"How much power does a hearse have? 1 corpsepower"
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"In Dog Beers, I've only had one."
"My friend said, ""Hey, can you tell me the time?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""
"You know what they say about amnesia... No, really. Do you know?"
"LIKE if you've already broke one of your New Year's Resolutions."
"I'm upset. I'm two years into engineering school and... I haven't even started learning how to drive a train"
"Sorry I can't date you because I'm seeing anybody else."
"Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get myself new clothes. They smell a little bit but at least they're free."
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."
"How does Pinocchio's father know when his son tells a lie? He just nose it."