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Joke of the Day
"How does Pinocchio's father know when his son tells a lie? He just nose it."
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"A Werewolf: A Very astute wolf"
"""Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing"" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too."
"It probably seems like I'm listening to your story, but I'm really thinking, ""close your fucking menu or the waiter will never come over."""
"The NSA Agent Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport? Because he got Snowden!"
"The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
"The legal age of drinking in Alabama has been changed to 31... Representatives hope that it will keep underage drinking out of high schools"
"How to ruin a movie with one word... **Batman Begins** College **The Longest Yard** Sale **Charlotte's Web** Cam Add your own in the comments!"
"America Found Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"America is still a British colony In England we speak English In France we speak French In Germany we speak German In China we speak Chinese In America we speak English *drops mic and leaves*"