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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."
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"Astrology Fact of the Day (Aquarius) Aquarius, with an extra M becomes aquariums."
"A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here he asks a sergeant. - Yes you do. You may eat it or not."
"Mike Tyson is a passionate, sensitive man, who cries after making love. ...because of the mace."
"Why the musician sold his computer... Not enough gigs."
"What do they call number 17 in black jack ? The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't"
"What is the most common french saying? ""nous abandonnons"""
"What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive."
"When my date told me he was a 'culinary genius', I replied, 'Then this Brazilian won't go to waste!', and winked. Now we wait."
"An irashman walks out of a bar..."