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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I can't date you because I'm seeing anybody else."
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"Reddit, what is the most disgusting joke you know of? I'll start What does eating yoghurt and a girl on her period have in common? You never know when the lumps appear..."
"My signature move is illegal in 37 states."
"Three infinite things Only three things are infinite: 1. Universe 2. Human stupidity 3. WinRar trial"
"I shot a bIack teenager the other day and got arrested for impersonating a police officer."
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped"
"Imagine how much money you could save on vitamins by dying."
"Ban land mines now! It's time to put our foot down."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !"
"I had to change the battery in my clock. It was about time."