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Joke of the Day
"Oh thank God (what I think every time I enter an public restroom that's empty)"
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"Why does Reddit hate Fencing? Ripostes"
"What blood type do Canadians have? Type ""eh"""
"""The Godfather"" teaches us that: 1. Nothing is more important than family and 2. Our families are always trying to kill us."
"Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner? It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border."
"Frozen (2013): A girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children"
"A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the Christian says ""do you believe in god?"", and the retard says ""what do I look like? , some kind of retard?"""
"""Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."" - me, peeping at you in the shower"
"What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance? A Fairodactyl"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no nose, and no ears? Still no ideer."